“Do your parents know about your engagement miss?”
Bitch they were in on it.
things to never make fun of:
- mental illnesses
- eating disorders
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
I CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”
My husband loved reading the reviews so much that he actually bought it. he says it saved our marriage because giving him uneven banana slices was just unacceptable.
when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing
i worry about the people on here sometimes
man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you