“Do your parents know about your engagement miss?”
Bitch they were in on it.
*rolls eyes*
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In other news, I’M FREAKING ENGAGED! As of three hours ago! AHHH!
Wednesday, May 5 @ 10:27pm-REBLOG-
Now that class is over today, currently 18 days left on the countdown!!
Wednesday, May 5 @ 10:20pm-REBLOG-
Saturday, May 5 @ 11:58amthings to never make fun of:
- mental illnesses
- eating disorders
- cutting
- suicide
- rape
- abuse
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Saturday, May 5 @ 11:58amPeople are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCKI CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”
My husband loved reading the reviews so much that he actually bought it. he says it saved our marriage because giving him uneven banana slices was just unacceptable.
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Saturday, May 5 @ 11:57amwhen you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing
i worry about the people on here sometimes
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Saturday, May 5 @ 11:54amman if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you
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